drop everything now.

Hey, I just met you. And this is crazy. But here's my tumblr. So follow me maybe? I'm Tatum. female. I'm 14. birthday's September 26. I love chicken. message me if you would like to get to know me :D

May 30, 2012 10:59 pm 10:57 pm

Mom: I’m going now, I want the house clean when I’m back in 2 hours

ilikecatsbutnotobsessively:

You: Yeah, sure thing.

Next hour and a half…

And then your mom calls to say she’ll be home in 15 minutes…

(Source: sporksundwaffles, via whoiam-now)

10:57 pm
  • Police: Anything you say can and will be held against you.
  • Me: Captain America's butt
  • Me: Tony's butt
  • Me: Hawkeye's butt
  • Police:
  • Me: butts
10:56 pm

basically all my sentences start with one of these

  • ok so
  • basically
  • omg
  • no but seriously
  • actually
  • ok
  • wow
  • ok wow (or wow ok)
  • wait
  • but wait
  • no wait
  • guys
  • oh wow
  • so like

(Source: africans, via whoiam-now)

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